nineteen | ca | queen of sass | 1d slave
i love dumb & gay hbu? no tbh i'm fab. like i have friends in high places. top quality blogs let me tell you. oh and spencer pratt follows me on twitter so STEP BACK BITCH. yeah i'm a big deal. h8 on it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I’m on season two.
We made a video for Zayn Malik. About why he should DM us.
I tell the story of when my mom thought I was on drugs.
Laffin cos my tattoo looks fake and gross. Brb. Putting tons of lotion on nao.
Remember when I met Weird Al? Yeah, me neither.
I made a video about someone finding my Jonas Brothers blog in my senior year of high school. Keeping for future reference.
This is what you get for listening to Eminem loud.
I was in the car with my ipod plugged in, jamming to embarassing music. For example, when I was on my way to work I had listened to Candy Shop as well as Pull Over That Ass is Too Fat (who knows what that song is really called though). On my way home I was listening to Eminem and being bad I was reading a tweet from Cheyenne when I hear gun shots. I’m in mother fucking Santa Ana, like shit just got real. But it was just Eminem and I screamed and jumped for nothing. Thank God I didn’t press on the gas or go all insane. Psh. Gunshots? No Big.
I got my fifth tattoo on Sunday. It’s in my moms handwriting and I love it.
So last night this guy (okay, Alex’s guitarist) was going to tell the story of why he is a medical marijuana patient and I was all what is your symptom that you use. And he said something then he was going to tell the story of when his mom died and I’m all OMG STOP, I’M TOO SENSITIVE. But it got worse because then someone suggested he do it in an Irish accent and I’m all NO, MY HEART CAN’T TAKE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. So then someone suggested pirate talk but it ended up being an British accent and the story didn’t go on so needless to say I was saved from sobbing horribly in a corner for this poor boy.
Almost done with my master copy!!!
Idk who follows me anymore but enjoy my face. Kbye
Went to color me mine today with Nadine. We are trying to go out and do new things instead of the same ol same old.
